Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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