We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
How external is "for external use only"?
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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