I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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