please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
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And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
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I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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