she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
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I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
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Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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