normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
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