so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
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