gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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