You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
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I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
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Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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