Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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