And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
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It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
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Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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