end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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