I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
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just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
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It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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