i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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