There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
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this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
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You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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