I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
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At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
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I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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