Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
She bit a glass in half.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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