I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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