I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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