I only kidnapped one of them. chill
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
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Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
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I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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