Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
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Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
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Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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