I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
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