Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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