I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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