North Korea, Best Korea!
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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