i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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