"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
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she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
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Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
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