this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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