so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
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just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
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WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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