You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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