Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
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me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
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Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
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