there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
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No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
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Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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