Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
You did what with his pubic hair?
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