two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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