Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
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