i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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