If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
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He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
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Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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