Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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