She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
I wish life had little blips of pornography
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
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He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
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considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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