I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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