just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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