using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
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She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
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Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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