oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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