You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
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