you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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