I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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