At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Randomize