Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
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The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
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Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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