I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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