If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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