whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I just googled if crying burns calories
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
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there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
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I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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