God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
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How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
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not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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