That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I wish you could order shots online.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
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Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
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I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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