So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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