Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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