I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
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The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
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Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me