She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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