she was so not down for the gang bang
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
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mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
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I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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