Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
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he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
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You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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