also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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